Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Breathe for Liberty

Black Saturday Bulletin #4 - Breathe for Liberty

Designated time and place of flash protest for April 1:
Anywhere you are, 6 to 7 PM



Plan of action:

1) Wear black.
2) You and your friends proceed to any public place anytime between 6 to 7 pm.
3) Bring or buy a drink or something. It gives you something to do. Each person should have one drink, preferably alcoholic, instead of everyone just swigging from a common bottle. If you're in a restaurant, don't forget that corkage may apply.
4) After finishing your drink, take a seat somewhere or just stand up, and breathe in and out for about 30 minutes. Take deep breaths, the wheezier the better.
5) When your group decides it's time to leave, someone should get the bill (if applicable) and everyone should chip in.
6) Disperse as peacefully as you came.


Suggested preparations:

1) Invite as many friends or officemates as you can.
2) If you're an employer or manager, 'invite' all your subordinates to join you. Carefully note down whoever declines. Chances are, everyone wants to go. Offer to 'treat' them, if you can afford it.
3) Agree to meet in a place (not the one you want to go to later), or if you're from the same office, arrange for carpooling.
4) From the meeting place, proceed to wherever you want to go as a group. This will have more impact than just agreeing to meet there individually. It also guarantees faster service in most places.
5) If you're staying in a city where there is nowhere to go, find yourself another city. In the meantime, find an employee with a big enough house and invite yourselves there instead.

Invite as many friends, colleagues and employees.

Let's paint the town BLACK on Saturday!

God bless!

Friday, March 10, 2006

Applicants Welcome

Attention: Everyone who is opposed to the opposition

Since you're bound to be accused of being paid hacks of the administration anyway, why don't you make it official and join us in the dark side?

Yes, I am your father.

No, you don't get paid.