Friday, March 10, 2006

Applicants Welcome

Attention: Everyone who is opposed to the opposition

Since you're bound to be accused of being paid hacks of the administration anyway, why don't you make it official and join us in the dark side?

Yes, I am your father.

No, you don't get paid.

22 Comments:

Blogger cvj said...

any perks?

10:42 PM

 
Blogger Jade said...

do you get FREEBIES???

1:50 AM

 
Blogger Helga said...

what's the pay scale?

2:23 AM

 
Anonymous d0d0ng said...

free gas might work...
.... it is getting expensive

4:11 PM

 
Anonymous Dirk Pitt said...

I'm taking the bar exam on September. Can you make me pass it or better yet, top it?

9:56 PM

 
Blogger HILLBLOGGER said...

I'll work for free provided you let me experiment with my guillotine on bansot!

6:23 AM

 
Anonymous Mackoy said...

How about shopping spree?

6:43 PM

 
Anonymous chie said...

count me in. =P

12:55 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about balato from your dad's share in teh ZTE-NBN deal?

5:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Do you not know that the unjust will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators nor idolaters nor adulterers nor prostitutes nor sodomites nor THIEVES nor the GREEDY nor drunkards nor slanderers nor ROBBERS will inherit the kingdom of God." 1 Cor. 6:10.

10:24 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think, Luli, Think. Open your eyes. Do not let your name cloud your intellect. Since you believe the opposition as your parents' enemy, think what they are thinking. Go beyond your comfort zone and seek the truth. You owe it to yourself and to the countless Filipinos who are suffering from social injustice. Why you? because you can.

1:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hindi pa ba kayo nakakaramdam? Nakakarma na kayo? Your Dad almost died. Your Dearest Mommy's henchmen suffered the same fate. Secretary of Injustice Gonzales, with his sickness; former COMELEC chairman Abalos, with his grand daughters death; De Venecia with his daughters death. Kawawa naman sila. Nagkakataon lang ba o kinakalabit kayo ng Diyos?

2:03 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

luli,
always remember i'll always be there for you...

your friend beyond forever,
-sanatas
(waiting4u@hell.ph)

1:29 AM

 
Blogger bugs said...

you sure are right! after all, i love ed ermita and aileen so you guys must be really good people! :)

9:41 AM

 
Blogger bugs said...

Why not remind people that Cory Aquino gave us 8 hours of really fantastic lingering brownouts....And they listen to HER? duh!

9:50 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You look just like your mom! That's amazing!

Who knew that two people can fall off the ugly tree at the same time...

12:36 PM

 
Blogger bugs said...

I wish Gloria Arroyo would do a Marcos (REALLY!). After all, she's doing a great job and only the malcontents who can't speak ENGLISH can't find jobs these days.You guys are CRAZY.. to be extremely frank, this fuckin country doesn't deserve GMA!

1:26 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bugs,

Hey get your head out of your ass... "..only malcontents who can't speak english cant find jobs.." WTF?
That bullcrap is not the reason most people dislike(to put it kindly) Arroyo. Maybe they are sick of the seemingly endless corruption of succesive administrations? And this one in particular is so fucking blatant about it, what normal person wouldn't wanna puke.
Oh except the Arroyos themselves.
In my opinion, people who defend Arroyo are either:
a. Her relatives.
b. People making money(note: NOT EARNED) by her being president.
c. Complete morons/sheep who are unable to tell right from wrong.
".. this fuckin country doesn't deserve GMA!". I totally agree with you there!
Actually NO country deserves her. Can you think of any country that deserves to have a douche bag as their president?
On a lighter note, I really hope some law is passed that make it illegal for the Arroyos to keep breeding. Goddamn butt ugly family.
Gentrification may be elitist, but in this case it's the right thing to do. The chicks in the Philippines keep getting hotter and hotter, it would be a shame to allow the Arroyos to fuck up the gene pool. Jeez, not even paper bags and Viagra would work if the chicks start looking like them.

9:36 AM

 
Blogger bugs said...

Do you really think I care? I don't give a flyin fuck about corruption based on a cockeyed story of a supposedly-kidnapped "victim" who manages to remain alive! The problem with you guys is that you have the penchant of making a mountain out of a molehill based on some "weird" version of some "alleged" kidnap victim.
As for ethnic cleansing, how about starting with irresponsible parents who breed too much then blame the government they can't feed their 10 kids?
Speaking of ugly,why don't we import Paris Hilton instead and let her breed here? Maybe this will be a better place than seeing all those atrocious looking angry faces at the rallies!

1:24 AM

 
Blogger bugs said...

Hey Luli, if I were you I'd fight back! Show them some guts girl! After all, see most of these wimps use "anonymous" which isn't saying much about their courage.

1:26 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bugs, Bugs, Bugs....

Hmmm...where to start...

You mentioned "Do you really think I care?" Yes, actually I do think you care...otherwise you would not bothered commenting.
Like you, I don't give a flyin fuck(whatever thats supposed to mean) about Lozada's story.
No, I do NOT support the so-called opposition. Hell, anyone who associates with the likes of Estradas & Ejercitos are in my book, garbage.

The reason I am so pissed with Gloria Arroyo is because she HAD the chance to do something about the situation in the Philippines, when that fat fucker(Estrada) was deposed.
But rather than implementing any change for the good of the country, she merely let the "good old boys" network continue. Granted, you can't expect one person to change the whole system, but she actually made it worse.
Look at the political "dynasties" which are even more prevalent these days, both on the administration & the opposition side.
She can't even try fixing this one problem without looking like a hypocrite, because her own clan is all over the place.
Like it's their birthright to hold government posts.

You say "As for ethnic cleansing, how about starting with irresponsible parents who breed too much then blame the government they can't feed their 10 kids?"
I totally agree with you that it's a problem. The goddamn Catholic Church isn't helping either.

However, I said "gentrify", not "ethnic cleansing". There is a difference, if you dont mind checking a dictionary.

You say "Speaking of ugly,why don't we import Paris Hilton instead and let her breed here?"
Haha yes she is skanky white trash, but consider this... if you were stuck on a desert island with one girl, would you choose her, or one of the Arroyo "females".
Hilton wins the "fuckable" category hands down, unless you prefer sex with furry mammals, that is.

Lastly, you say "..most of these wimps use "anonymous" which isn't saying much about their courage."

Actually I was just too lazy to come up with a pseudonym.

Would you consider me more courageous if I called myself "Elmer Fudd" just to demonstrate to everyone my vast knowledge(like you) of Looney Tunes? Bugs, you cwazy wabbit!
You should at least post your real name before calling anyone a wimp.
Or even just your e-mail.
I dare you hehe :)

Love,

Elmer

1:44 PM

 
Blogger bugs said...

How the flyin fuck can Paris Hilton be white trash when she is worth more than all the flyin fucks who call themselves socialites here? Oh and I do use my real email. I agree with you that anyone who fucks with the Estradas, Ejercitos and the Opposition are retards--that's exactly why I keep annoying you guys because you can't even name ONE decent alternative! Who the flyin fuck do you want? Noli de Casto? Oh pigshit!!!
If I'm a cwazy wabbit you must be Speedy Gonzalez talking with about three or four imaginary friends!

10:50 AM

 

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